Max Desir Script

Tuesday

 

Evil Stepsister 1 – Eric or Brad

Evil Stepsister 2 – Eric or Brad

Danilo Defillipo (in New York) – Rachel

Angela – Ashley

Little Girl – Megan G.

 

Danilo Defillipo- O no! I have to flee Italy because of the threat of a second conscription.

 

SEVERAL MONTHS LATER

 

Angela is fishing and Marie is watching.

 

Angela – Look at these fish! Let’s go in now.

 

IN THE KITCHEN

 

Evil Stepsister 1- Grrr

 

Evil Stepsister 2 – You disgrace us!

 

Angela – What?

 

Evil Stepsister 2 – I will kick you out of the family!

 

Marie – Mommy mommy why is auntie being mean?

 

Angela – I am a part of this family

 

Evil Stepsister 1 – No, you aren’t, you forest burner!

 

Angela – What?

 

Evil Stepsister 2 – You bring us nothing but shame and smelly fish

 

Evil Stepsister 1 & 2 – You smell of fish. You reek.

 

Evil Stepsister 1 – Who knows what you do in the boathouse…

 

Angela- FISHHHHHH!

 

ATTACK WITH FISH FOR THE REST OF THE PLAY!